#just going to leeeean into the braindamage excuse

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*SAD TROMBONE SOUNDS* lol

chicagwe river is basically sewage and streetwash tributary, to help prevent flooding cos UM THERES A GREAT LAKE AND IT MAKES IT RAIN. we know the cost of having a city means having a great big shitwater disposal basin we have to actively populate with enzymatic ghoulies and yes, can sometimes paint and dye in fun colors cos aint no fucking fish in there you wanna eat lmaoooooo

so even if true, so fucking what? ecofascists don't care if the chicagwe river is polluted, except when that pollution is being turned into art. or resolved. (ecofascists HATE YIT when poors and browns are prioritized above animal life, which is a shame because they missing out on all this super beneficial land stewardship!)

@anurognathusvilheimium yeah i blocked ur wife on facebook, she was getting kinda scary about her veganism. is she any better about that? is she ready to admit that ezra was right about the fish farms, and hella didn't deserve her misplaced authoritarianism?

rejection-sensitive baby ass couldn't stand to be challenged; i don't hate ur wife she's just a comfortably monied white lady and those, historically, despise poor browns and can't really set aside their own victimhoods (ladyhood, nerdhood, autism) until they have gotten professional help.

think about it man, all ur friends are white. or white passing. all well educated. it's kinda creepy, you should consider branching out. i have invited ur wife several times to come hang out with us, but that wasn't her medicine yet.

next time you visit, i need you to bring your wife. we're adults now, we hang out with our spouses with other adults who have other spouses (and we don't order our adult friends to try to win at the stupid board game, okay, i'm an alcoholic not ur roleplay tabletop NPC nor arena conquer in catan or wtf ever like uhhhh hahaha yeah i like playing catan but not with wipipo, i like playing "land of catan" with my cousins not "settlers of catan", and it's where we turn the catan board into a diorama for our little figurines to live on because (and i cannot stress this enough) FUCK SETTLERS. and FUCK turning a conquering economy blitz into a fun little game!

HAS UR WIFE LEARNED NOTHING FROM MONOPOLY?? NOTHING AT ALL?????)

but im the stressed weirdo at the party, sure, it's me im the problem i wanted to discuss actual adult living life things with *ginnys friends* and not roll a stupid fucking dice to satisfy u nerds' gambling addiction, lmao

sorry, board game winner supremacy is also going on the list, nerds can just stop it. play a videogame, no real person has to get hurt in a video game.

anyway if ur wife still a nazi obsessed with biological determinism (?? JUST ADOPT IF U WANT KIDS) and can't even come hang out with us while we smoke weed then i will recommend a divorce.

is all.